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On the Lightrail

Guy dressed head to toe in leather:
What time is it?
Me:
2:22
Guy:
Do you have any more gum?
Me:
No, sorry, I just ate the last one.
Guy:
(Points at seat across from us) Go.
Me:
What?
Guy:
Go, go sit over there.
Me:
Why?
Guy:
CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GUM.
Me:
You don't have any gum either...
Guy:
*runs into the next car*