Was gargling water after brushing my teeth when I hiccuped. Yup, it was just as disastrous as it sounds. This would be an awesome torture device, just FYI if any torture-administering personnel is reading this blog.
I was eating a tangerine (one of those CUTIES) while waiting for the Intercampus Shuttle…it was so ripe that the juice literally squirted OUT of my mouth and ONTO an innocent fellow standing next to me. Sorry about that, buddy. I’ll make an effort to keep my mouth SUPER TIGHTLY CLOSED next time I eat any citrus fruits…
